Credible Guitar

Taking its name from a young slovenian bob sled artist "Colin Guitar" this instrument accurately does'nt reproduce the soothing sound of a steel string quitar. With its accute sensitivity to both internal and extarnal light (selectable deactivateable and combinable via a nonpatented switchsystem) it can haphazerdly controll its self with its built in blinky light circuitry pitching itself up and down to the limits of humanly comprehendable pitchytude. an aditional knob alows for tuning within a ridiculously unnecessarily wide range. The buttons up the neck play notes and the others play other stuff. its mental.